her name was lola.: ohgoodness: cracktastic: HELL... →
ohgoodness: cracktastic: HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT the-absolute-funniest-posts: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term: The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with… Okay we can get married whenever now
I have 7 dollars to my name and I'm unemployed and...
I don’t just want your heart. I want your flesh, your skin and blood and bones,...– Isobel Thrilling
Be My Little Rock 'n' Roll Queen: coolestgirl-: So... →
coolestgirl-: So a bunch of researchers did an experiment where they made people smell the sweat of both men and women while they were getting a brain scan And when subjects smelled the sweat of a sex that they weren’t attracted to, only the olfactory (smell) area of their brains were…
Shout out to the people who live below me, who have not stopped having extremely loud sex since Friday afternoon. If you could kindly shut the fuck up, that’d be great. Kthanks.
Sooooo happy :D Which is weird. but good!
When someone says “Kids won’t understand how two men can be married” what they...– Somebody Please Think For The Children (via sexisnottheenemy) Oh, children are quite understanding, though. People make dumb excuses.
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...
There’s a name for people with an interest in the moon. They’re called lunatics.– Anthony Horowitz (via smilelauren)
When everything is easy one quickly gets stupid– Maxim Gorky (via fluffybunnys)
15 reasons not to eat turkey
zombiecupcake90: karleybodis: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #12 #13 #14 #15 After having pet turkeys when I was younger, I could never look at them the same!
Sooo pumped for vegan thanksgiving tomorrow!
Making: Veg Mac and cheese Green been casserole Apple sage and rice stuffed acorn squash Thanksgiving cutlets SO EXCITED
Reblog if you'd like 3 messages from a curious...
unwrittenfairytales: badompop: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing...– Dr. Timothy Leary (via scrambs)
You Know You Are a Vegan When...
Colleague: I know you are a vegan, so what are you going to eat on Thanksgiving in place of Turkey?
Me: Tofurky, it's like faux Turkey made of Soy.
Colleague: *Look of disgust*
My Inner Monologue: "Well you have a great time baking a dead bird for 6 hours, and eating it with some creamy cow titty-milk gravy".
I’m worried that students will take their obedient place in society and look to...– Howard Zinn (via cultureofresistance)